alienautt:

twenty one pilots be like:
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fusedatthewrist:

after the show I thought I heard someone making fun of my mom

fusedatthewrist:

after the show I thought I heard someone making fun of my mom

scarletstainedrose:

YouTubers/Celebs/Fans > sam pepper

Edit: More YouTubers/Celebs/Etc:

[‘Snape’ waiting for an apology tweet]

hellastydia:

Ya know I would say he made puberty his bitch but he literally didn’t change at all…he is just so god damn cute

rygabe:

maybe our bones pop because our skeletons are trying to beatbox

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

shutthefuckupcas:


This tweet is really important

shutthefuckupcas:

This tweet is really important

slexpwalking:

what do you mean i can’t sing guitar solos

official-lynzway:

well that’s not very 2005 pete wentz of you

Today, I was wearing a floor length skirt. There's this fantastic girl in my 3rd grade class who is Egyptian, and wears a hijab and a long skirt everyday. There are a few other Muslim kids, but most of the girls don't dress like that. She is the only one in her class who wears it every day.
Girl: I like your skirt!
Me: Thank you!
Girl: I'm surprised that you are wearing a long skirt.
Me: ... Why?
Girl: Because you are cool. And long skirts are weird. The other kids call me weird for wearing a long skirt every day.
Me: I don't think long skirts are weird. I think they are cool. And pretty. And fancy.
Girl: (turns to the class and yells) EVERYBODY! I'M NOT WEIRD, I'M FANCY!

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level