super-wolves:

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

blinking-red-light:

"We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"

dyselxia:

bugs irl

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bugs in animal crossing

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lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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bellsket:

"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

ammit420:

"hey wanna come over n watch jaws?"

"whatchu wanna do after?? ;)"

"idk i have jaws 2?"

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit