slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

kingdank420:

this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it

kingdank420:

this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it

follow the person this was reblogged from

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

thefirstblackspectre:

support our troops

burningupasun:

*nervously eyes the HIMYM fandom* *puts out a plate of sympathy cookies and tea* *whispers* I’m so sorry. *backs away very, very slowly*

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

corsolareef:

"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
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im gonna fucking ACE this essay

free-booty:

Does anyone else feel like a “filler friend”? Like you just sit there, never contributing to the conversation, and when you do, no one notices. You don’t really have a purpose or do anything and kinda just sit there existing. No one ever invites you ever or asks to do anything with you, and people even make group plans right in front of you and neglect your presence. It’s not that anyone means for this to happen it kinda just does?

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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nosdrinker:

reblog if aliens are real and you want to skateboard with them

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka