earthdad:

hey kiss me really quick i have to tell you a secret through your mouth

  1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
  2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
  3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
  4. People are usually never who they say they are.
  5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
  6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
  7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
  8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
  9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
  10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
  11. You are at fault sometimes.
  12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
  13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
  14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
  15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
  16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.

16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)

You are the most intuitive sixteen year old to ever live every single one of these is spot on

(via sarahhlouiseee)

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

rlyhigh:

low key as fuck

rlyhigh:

low key as fuck

andrewfutral:

Today is going really great

andrewfutral:

Today is going really great

MASSIVE GIVEAWAY

iexl:

dis dick

pursuitofhapppinessss:

i think about this picture a lot

pursuitofhapppinessss:

i think about this picture a lot

tuhree:

hotclog:

how do mediocre looking people get so many notes on their selfies

get this garbage ass post off my dash

too-many-thoughts:

Namaste

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

I guess
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
2011
me: so u like 1d?
them: ya
me: o rlly? what hospital room was niall born in?
them: wtf idk
me: fake ass bitch