REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
"We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"
bugs in animal crossing
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
"hey wanna come over n watch jaws?"
"whatchu wanna do after?? ;)"
"idk i have jaws 2?"
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit